Jen & Jen, my photo assistants, have told me I have to put up new photos of myself on my website.

“That photo you picked makes you look creepy”, they told me one day.

“Oh.” I replied, somewhat nonplussed, “Sorry. I’ll try to do some new photos of myself.”

So, today I did just that. Holding one camera (you probably knew that already), I set the other one on self-timer, put it on the rock next to me, pushed the button and waited. I did it again and again, figuring if I did it enough I’d get a photo of myself that was halfway decent. My daughter and wife have already given it their seal of approval, so without further ado, I will say, behold the photographer sitting on a rock.

Oh, and he took some other photos as well.